maybe the reason why I’m single is because I’ve never gone to a new years eve party at a ski resort and sung karaoke with a complete stranger
i don’t get it
u r not a true wildcat
ur head is not in the game
we r not all in this together
this is not the start of something new
you’re not the music in me
U r not fabulous
(Source: everyone-will-laugh, via cosmicbr0wnies)
“i like curvy girls” aka you like girls with flat stomachs and skinny legs but with huge boobs and a huge arse
god bless this post.
!!!!!!!!!
Hahahha
So true
(Source: internetexplorers, via cosmicbr0wnies)
