you had me at “i’ll choke you”

(via disneyprettyprincess)


did i allow u to have fun without me

(via cirrostratuss)


The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

(Source: crowzs, via cirrostratuss)

  • Tumblr app: I'm done loading
  • Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
  • Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter